"Upto NO gOOd !!"

The author of this blog was born helpless, naked and without the means to provide for himself. He has struggled ever since his umblical cord was sliced. Born as a blue baby, he struggled to tie his laces while in elementary school, he struggled to eat from his own plate coz he was always fed by his mommy dear, until his darling sis decided to invade his happiness and freedom, he struggled to cheat in his exams while in middle school, he struggled to spill the pearls of love to his secret crush in high school, he struggled to ride the bike in college and now he is struggling even to get off his bed, coz of his own bloody wieght. He has since fought these handicaps to emerge as a nonstop chatterbox spouting unnecessary drivel on unsuspecting, polite strangers who merely indulge him in order to get away safe and sound no doubt wondering even as they go how much he can talk, just the way you must be thinking right now if this sentence ever stops. There you go. In his spare time, he enjoys spraying water on cats and watching them jump for their lives, hugging trees without going beyond, indulging in second hand involuntary smokes, dancing to a bachata number in the bathroom, creating a vacuum while floating in his tub. Off late, our man is busy devising a Object Oriented way to become wealthy - INHERITANCE...