"Pox Goddess"

One sweaty morwning she woke up to find tiny red drops of mars all over her. She was no longer just a mere earthling she was the chosen one she had been bestowed by the Pox Goddess.

Some may call it a curse but indeed as it turns out it was a blessing. Her life would never be the same after this. She was to spend the next two weeks wondering about the great riddles of life and each time she came to an answer the question would miraculously change. Things like why the ceiling was above her and not below, why the bed seemed to never push her down even though she was pretty sure it was annoyed having to carry her weight all day. Anyway as luck would have it she gained her powers each day and each dawn made her more confident that she was indeed the chosen one.

After she had passed all her tests she realized that her true purpose in life was to use her powers to control the universe. She was to embark on her mission to uphold the one true and all important goal of poxhood which was of course : “ Spread the message of obscurity ”, she was a torch that would light the path of several souls that lead sane lives and were very unhappy because they had answers to most of their problems which indeed is the root cause of all evil in life like Buddha would say.

Anyway in a moment of great enlightenment the Goddess herself decided to visit her humble abode she came in all her power and glory all the way from mars and revealed that this girl was infact not only the chosen one but was a reincarnation of the one that can be named ,oh come on or else how would she know, she was a reincarnation of the (sound of trumpets in the background) POX GIRL and she was to go back to the sad sane world where people needed to be led to the glorious confusion.

So she has returned left with a few scars of her glorious beginnings from mars. Beware and behold the Pox girl!! You may run you may hide but she will hunt and she will find you. And when she does you will have to bow down to greatness!